i have been planning on getting my shit together for like 5 years now
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
"it’s a competition none of us agreed to" I want to give the author of this quote the hardest dap ever.